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Week ending 20th January 2018

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Hi reader,
A very good day at PELICAN WATERS on Monday. Don Clelland continued his form from last Wednesday to record a very good 41 points. Bob Atkin 38, Dave Lyons 37 and Nick Kostalas 37 also had good rounds. And, Grant picked up a $75.00 raffle prize.
The Graeme (Ozzie) Osborne sponsored Stableford on WEDNESDAY saw Captain, Grant (two Pins) Smallacombe, record an exceptional 47 points to easily claim B Grade from Lance (what is going on with my email!) Horn 40 points (Runner Up) and Rod (unique new experience typing your own name on the 'winners' list) Booth with 39 points (3rd Place).

Terry Lyons took out A Grade with 43 from Peter Kennedy 40 and John Hillis 37. More good scores in C Grade saw Stuart Wright take the main prize with 40 points from Warren Hay 39 and Michael Hill 36 points.

We kick off our Home DISTRICT HOST DAY program on Monday, 5th February, hosting Pelican Waters. The following Monday, 12th February, we host Gympie followed by a visit to Cooroy by Mt Coolum on Monday, 19th February. Nomination sheets are available in the club house.
Angry Golf Balls

A Bit of Humour


A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole and hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?”

The guy that gets the card is a total jerk, shakes his head no, and points the deaf mute to go back and wait his turn.

A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the head by a golf ball.

In excruciating pain and cheesed off, he turns around and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.

Message from the President

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VETS: Results for 17th January 2018

DISTRICT HOST DAY DAYS Coming up - February is a busy month hosting our veteran golfer friends. Monday, 5th February - hosting Pelican Waters Monday, 12th February – hosting Gympie Monday, 19th February – hosting Mt Coolum RESULTS for 17th JANUARY 2018 Event: Stableford Prize Donor: Graeme (Ozzie) Osborne Field: 82 A Grade: Winner - Terry Lyons 43, Runner Up …

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Next Wednesday, 24th January, is a 2 Man Ambrose and FREE sausage sizzle - 8:00 am shotgun start.

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Fostering the game of golf and promoting social interaction among veteran golfers