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Week ending 20th April 2019

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Hi reader,

MALENY RESULTS

A small (14) but enthusiastic group of Cooroy Vets visited Maleny Golf Club on Tuesday 16th April. Players who strayed from the fairways were soon cursing the kikuyu grass but some success was had nevertheless.

Gary Dwyer came 1st (43 points), Greg Michael 3rd (38 points) and Andy Stewart (33 points) won a ball in the rundown.

Next year when we visit they should have all 18 holes up and running.

WEDNESDAY WRAP

A very wet course made for tough golf but it didn’t phase Tony Hayes who shot 43 to take out A Grade from Ray Nolan 40 and Mike (Superman) Kent 39.

A return to form saw John Cairns take B Grade with 38 from 'Mr Consistency', David Attrill 37 and Terry McCulloch 35 c/b.

Dangerous Don Clelland had a nervous wait (calmed by a glass of white) before confirmed as winner of C Grade on a countback from Terry Wilson.

PONDERISMS

  • Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke? Go ahead and try it.
  • I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
  • Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? (taxes)
  • What disease did cured ham actually have?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
  • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

VETS (Wednesday): Results for 17/04/2019

EVENT DATE:17/04/2019 GAME:Stableford FIELD:78 SPONSOR/PRIZE DONOR/s'The 3 Mouseketeers (Mike Miklenda, Kevin Crundall, Rod Roemermann) A GRADE WinnerTony Hayes 43 Runner UpRay Nolan 40 3rd PlaceMike Kent 39 B GRADE WinnerJohn Cairns 38 Runner UpDavid Attrill 37 3rd PlaceTerry McCulloch 35 c/b C GRADE WinnerDon Clelland 39 c/b Runner UpTerry Wilson 39 c/b 3rd PlaceWayne Carty 38 RUNDOWN TO:33 RUNDOWN:Ray Lally, …
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MEN (Saturday): Results for 13/04/2019

EVENT DATE:13/04/2019 Post TitleMEN (Saturday): Results for 13/04/2019 EVENTGarden Grant 27 Hole Foursomes Championship GAME TYPE:Foursome FIELD:50 SPONSOR/PRIZE DONOR/sClub WINNERSMark Kelly/Keith Harkins 121/104.5 $100 Bar/cr ea 2nd PLACEPeter Piggott/Paul O'Hare 138/105.75 $60 bar/cr ea 3rd PLACEK.Hamilton/M.Topper 126/107.25 Sleeve Pro V1X ea 4th PLACEP.Giblett/D.Whippel 125/108.5 Sleeve Pro V1X ea 5th PLACEM.Arundel/B.Robertson 129/111 Sleeve Bridgestone Balls ea 6th PLACEGross Winners Wayne Patston/Kelvin …
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Cooper 9-Hole Challenge: Results for 12/04/2019

EVENT:Coopers Mid 9-Hole Challenge POST TITLECooper 9-Hole Challenge: Results for 12/04/2019 RESULTS for:12/04/2019 WINNER:G Linde 20 pts c/b $15 bar credit RUNNER UP:N Kostalas 20 pts c/b $6 Bar Credit
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